May 2nd, 2009
A little toy I’ve been working on this week. Give your birthday and your expected lifespan, and this will calculate what part of the movie your life is on. In other words, if you’ve got it all in front of you, and you choose Star Wars, you’ll see Luke on Tattoine. If you’re entering retirement, you’ll see the Ghostbusters about to take on Gozer.
Try it out!
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February 21st, 2009
Says Peggy Wang of Buzzfeed:
Go to “Wikipedia.” Hit “random” and the first article you get is the name of your band. Then go to “Random Quotations” and the last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. Then, go to Flickr and click on “Explore the Last Seven Days” and the third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Ok, I’ll play:

(Image is © RaF RaF)
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February 19th, 2009

Wacky Neighbor has been liberated from its old server and publishing software, and is now running on WordPress. Boy, was that a pain in the ass to switch. Not that I’m complaining about Wordpress — it’s pretty solid, but adapting and skinning blogs is about as much fun as an audit.
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October 22nd, 2008
Make your Barack O’Lantern, save money when Republican parents keep their kids away from your house in fear of terrorist candy.
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October 18th, 2008
On hardball, she said members of congress should be investigated for being “unamerican”. She keeps using that word. I don’t think she knows what it means.Let’s get her in trouble.
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October 17th, 2008
(sent in reference to this story):
Dear Mr. Grant,
I’m really worried about this flag thing! Do you think he’s going to change the country into Obamaland?
Now the liberal media is saying it’s just Ohio’s flag, but I’m still skeptical. A man as cunning as Obama, and possibly with ties to the devil, may have used time-travel techniques to return to March 1803 and redesign their flag. In fact, he may have somehow altered history so that it’s called Ohio! You know, while he was at it, he might’ve gone further back and planted all those dinosaur fossils.
Keep up the good work on your program. It’s going to take political courage and a lot of hard work, but some day we’ll
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