An open letter to Bob Grant
(sent in reference to this story):
Dear Mr. Grant,
I’m really worried about this flag thing! Do you think he’s going to change the country into Obamaland?
Now the liberal media is saying it’s just Ohio’s flag, but I’m still skeptical. A man as cunning as Obama, and possibly with ties to the devil, may have used time-travel techniques to return to March 1803 and redesign their flag. In fact, he may have somehow altered history so that it’s called Ohio! You know, while he was at it, he might’ve gone further back and planted all those dinosaur fossils.
Keep up the good work on your program. It’s going to take political courage and a lot of hard work, but some day we’ll

