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Unwanted supernatural powers
Posted by condour at May 2, 2004 04:46 AM May 02, 2004 (perm)

Retropathy: The ability to sense, upon entering a room, that a boring and ill-conceived party once took place there.

Lactosyzygy: A feeling of bloating and gassiness after a loved one eats dairy thousands of miles away.

Dactylimonition: A sudden, vivid impression of the events and context surrounding your next toe stubbing, accompanied by a sense that it is inevitable.

Oneidakinesis: The ability to bend a spoon into a spoon of lesser value.

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