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One Innie to Rule them All
Parents bemoaning the obsolescence of the chastity belt may want to look into these official Lord of the Navel Rings, as nothing goes together better than Tolkein and teenage virginity. Hobbits and similarly unattractive creatures are asked to keep their midriffs covered, as these do not bestow invisibility on the wearer. However, for the as-yet-unpierced and low of hit point, be prepared with a flask of amoxicillin potion.
Via boingboing.
