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Guide to Convention Midtown Navigation
Navigation in Midtown is really not so hard, as long as you follow the streams of people in the right direction. Note: Entirely inaccurate.
Anarchists / Naderites / Billionaires For Bush. Southbound only Noon-5, Express only 5-11pm
Pig nose costumes / Earnest Kerry supporters / Bicycles against Bush. West 10am to noon, East noon to 5. Show authorities press pass or boobs for local stops.
Gender issue potpourri express, rush hour only.
Orange Anti-hippie netting, cross with caution.
