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Stop playing with yourself, George.
Posted by condour at September 21, 2004 03:44 PM September 21, 2004 (perm)

It's official: George Lucas is doing to his movies what Michael Jackson did to his face.

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God forbid we see another actor play Palpatine. Or a spot of english on the tractor beam controls. If you're going to fix this shit, why not fix all the glaring plot holes or technical issues? Or get rid of the ewoks altoghether. And Princess Leia's golden bikini hasn't kept up with advances in underwear technology.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Comments

Oh yes, I am SO with you on this one. Star Wars was great and then the entire enterprise (pun not intended but cool nonetheless) just slid down hill. Sad to see Lucas go back and dork up what wasn't that bad off to begin with. Sigh.

Posted by: Tim at September 28, 2004 01:11 PM

So... whose up for painting a mustache on the "Mona Lisa"? Is that you I see with your hand up Mr. Lucas?

*sigh*

So so sad... Would someone stop him before he does any more damage? Someone?

Off to dust off my VHS cassettes and thanking the Higher Power I did not drop the $50 for the box set this weekend...

Posted by: Kate at October 1, 2004 04:20 PM

Well, I guess next will be the Indiana Jones trilogy, and from there who knows?

Posted by: Smoke Eater at October 6, 2004 04:46 AM