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The Wind Beneath My Wingman
Coming soon to a theater near me: Top Gun! The Musical. In a phenomenon known as the "asteroids effect", the addition of musical numbers to the story will make it so gay that it will reemerge on the other side, consistent with topological models of a curved universe, as heterosexual camp.
The show is part of the NY Musical Theatre Festival, and will be playing at the 47th Street Theater.
