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Got Milky Way?
Posted by condour at August 18, 2005 08:10 AM August 18, 2005 (perm)

Cosmologists have known for decades that there's a restaurant at the end of the universe. But now it seems there's a bar at the center of the galaxy.

The mistake will require costly corrections of astronomy textbooks and humorous "You Are Here" t-shirts. At least this was caught before we met our extraterrestrial neighbors, who would probably see it as a major social gaffe, not unlike arriving at a party with one's fly unzipped.

According to the tireless nerds of slashdot, this phenomenon was suspected for quite some time. At least we're not a cluster galaxy. Those guys are losers.

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